Ask Away!soundingonlyatnightasyousleep:
[From Winter in Hieron Episode 16: Settle Your Matters]
HEY SO AUSTIN UNDERSCORE WALKER IS FUCKING CANCELED
(Please listen to this podcast)
[Transcript below keep reading]
- tracer: why do they call u widowmaker?
- wm: that is because i make women into widows
- tracer: u've only made ONE widow
- wm: ...
- tracer: IT WAS YOU
I laugh every time I remember this.
I don’t think I’ll ever witness something more perfectly timed in my entire lifetime.
I can imagine a scene where Tracer and Widowmaker are chatting, probably some pillow talk after they’ve had enough trysts that they’re getting comfortable with them, and Tracer remarks how she can’t stand how unscrupulous Talon is. Widowmaker casually points out that it’s not like Tracer isn’t also working with unrepentant murderers.
“Wait, you mean like, Bastion? They didn’t really know any better.”
“Non, non, I mean the scary one.”
“…Roadhog?”
“No, the cold, merciless one. The one who seems happy to kill.”
“???”
“The short one, with the coat!”
“…you mean Mei?”
“Yes. Truly, she terrifies me.”
tf is this game about (edited version with credits)
Smile Bomb - Yu yu hakusho
Anonymous asked: Is Austin Walker the new scoops? Or can you guys combine to make a super scoops?
Austin Walker can scoop me anytime. By anytime, however, I mean after me.
This post is now great.
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
tag your extreme horror please
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Flop flop flop boop
Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…